Hey, my name is Taco. I am interested in History, Zombies, and love Soda, Coca Cola to be specific. I will be active 'round here, so you will probably start seeing my work more and more often. I mainly work on FanFiction, and so you won't see me working on actual survival plans, though my work will be influenced through it.
I once read that the Pope was a goalie as a kid. So even at a young age he tried to keep people from scoring.
A Blond walked into a libary and slamed down a book. She screamed "this is the worst book ever! It has no plot and far too many characters." The Libarian then replied "so you are the one who took our phonebook".
We live in a society where Pizza gets to your house before the Police.
Everyone tries to be perfect, perfection tries to be Chuck Norris.
Three people are about to be shot. The First one goes up, and screams "earthquake!" The Executor misses his shot and the First one escapes. The Second one goes up and screams "tornado". The Executor misses again. The Third One sees what the others are doing, and when he goes up, he screams "fire!"